RECAP: The Bachelorette S2E7 - date to the death
PLEASE DEAR BACHELORETTE GODS, DON'T SEND SAM HOME TONIGHT.
Alright, we've seen from the promos this week that something epic is going to go down tonight.
It's really starting to get serious - four guys are going to leave the mansion tonight.
Okay, here we go.
FYI We nicknamed this episode "The Red Wedding" When we were shooting. #bacheloretteau— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) October 12, 2016
We open with the guys discussing who is going to get a single date - there's four guys who haven't had a single date with Georgia.
Guessing that they'll all be the ones going on these dates.
He's got his date card and is playing it cool even though he knows it's all about to go down.
Oh, it's Courtney. All the other boys who haven't had a single date whinge some more. I'm kind of surprised.
It's the first second date and he better up his game tonight and pull it together.
Georgia arrives in an airplane, just rocks up casually, as you do.
She wants to get to the bottom about how he feels. Now it's time for him to be honest with her.
I still think she should have gotten rid of him.
Back to the mansion and the boys are discussing whether Courtney is treating Georgia like a friend or not and suggest this date is a test.
Really, they're all tests.
Ohhhhhh, the zoo! The National Zoo. I didn't know there was a national zoo. Or that there was one in Canberra. Interesting.
At least we get to see little cute animals
OH MY GOD MEERKATS. That's it, we're not leaving here. Show over. Meerkats forever.
OH MY GOD THEY'RE GOING TO PLAY WITH THE MEERKATS. THIS ISN'T FAIR. I WANT TO PLAY WITH THE MEERKATS.
OMG THEY'RE SO CUTE I CAN'T HANDLE THIS.
Awww, they're the meerkat bachelors. Hahah. This is hilarious. Aww, they're crawling all over them.
Ohhhh, look at the rhinos! They're beautiful.
Alright, now to the serious stuff. Grill him Georgia, grill him.
He says he doesn't want to waste anyone's time and is here to find someone to spend the rest of his life with.
She says she sees him as someone she could have in her life and is laying it all on the table.
He's looking really weird.'Oh he's kissing her. Well, I suppose that puts that to rest then.
OH NO AND SHE'S BACK INTO HIS CLUTCHES. Don't pull anymore bull Courtney. Just don't.
And he gets a rose. Surprise surprise.
Osher is back. The guys are worried because it's unexpected.
So guessing here comes the weird date.
Names, plural. Double date.
Two men enter, one man leaves.
Oh, whoever leaves doesn't even get to come back to the mansion.
First name is Sam. Second is Rhys.
YES WE'RE GETTING A MODEL SHOWDOWN.
BUT PLEASE GOD DON'T SEND SAM HOME. HE'S THE BEST ENTERTAINMENT ABOUT THIS SHOW.
Rhys isn't happy that he has to share his date and Sam is prepared to let Rhys just be himself.
Let's watch this car crash of a segment play out.
The limo picks up the guys and they have a bit of a "discussion" in the car.
Georgia says she's having the double date because the thing about the guys not being in it for her keeps coming up.
So, naturally, she's taking them to a theme park - Luna Park.
And no one else seems to be around. That's pretty cool, theme park with no one else around.
Alright, we're ready to rumble. Boys, do your worst.
Sam says Rhys snores and then Rhys spurts something about "popping and locking". AND THERE'S A DEMO.
Rhys said he's not going to throw Sam under the bus when Georgia asks him to tell her something about him that she doesn't know.
So he spills the beans about the states. Wait, what?
HE'S MOVING BACK TO THE STATES?
I don't think she really likes that idea.
Now it's Rhys's one-on-one time with Georgia. She wants to know if he's "real" or not.
She grills him about getting back into the dating zone after two years - OH GOD HE SAID HE'S NOT READY TO MEET THE ONE.
What the hell does that even mean?
WHY IS HE EVEN ON THIS SHOW?!
Wow dude, why do you keep opening your mouth?
She's given up literally everything to fall in love. She doesn't want to waste anyone's time.
Oh well, that's quick. He's gone.
He's walking away and leaving.
She comes to find Sam and he's having fun going down the slide.
They take a seat and she tells him about the talk with Rhys and says he's gone home.
Sam is so excited, but is trying not to show it.
They go to the dodgem cars and drink some more wine. Oh, what, they're not going to ride them. Just sit around and drink and talk?
She brings up the America thing.
He tells her about his trip last year and that he signed with someone.
Georgia's a bit thrown because it's obvious he's not actually going to stay around.
She's not impressed when he says that this whole thing is basically so he can get a presenting gig and isn't here for love.
He says he's got space for someone but he says he didn't expect to find the love of his life but was open to it but wouldn't be heartbroken if he didn't.
HOLY CRAP DID HE JUST SAY THAT TO HER FACE?
He's gone too.
There goes the best thing about this show (other than Mr May, but that's okay he'll win).
The guy comes back for Sam's suitcase and the guys are stunned.
Why is she wearing a dress that looks like a wedding dress?
She steals Clancy away.
But Matty says he has something planned. Aw, he's made a game.
This is pretty great.
Getting to know Matty J.
Man, this is adorable. He's asking her multiple choice questions.
All the boys are all over there waiting for this adorableness to be over and quaking in their boots.
Poor Lee is looking terrified and is worried that someone else is going to home tonight too.
Alright, here we go with the rose ceremony.
There wasn't that many roses on the plate.
Osher tells them that she's only got five roses to give out tonight.
Mr May is safe. THANK GOODNESS. Good Georgia.
Matty score a rose after that adorable game. Excellent.
Jake is safe, Clancy gets one too so we've got Lee, Todd and Matt left.
Oh good she's put poor Lee out of his misery.